Which Kitchen Appliance Is Your Personality?

Object-personality quizzes work because objects have obvious behaviour: something is either fast, or reliable, or loud, or slow. Mapping yourself onto one forces a blunter self-description than 'introvert' ever manages.

The four appliances here split along two lines — how fast you operate and how visible you are while doing it. Most people recognise themselves in one immediately and argue about the other three.